JUNAID ALTAF =========>

………….HeYa!……………………….

Junaid_Junaid18@yahoo.com

J.gohar@hotmail.com.

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Entertainment  + FUN

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English:———-

GOOD MORNING

G- od

O- offers us
O- utstanding

D- votion to

M- ake us

O- bedient &

R- eady for

N- ew day to

I- nitiate

N- ew aim for the

G- lory of life..

HAVE A NICE DAY :-p

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ENGLISH FUNNY;……………………………

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window .. I look down & then… i lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you ..You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

…..the Heart Beat of my Phone …..is ur Message Tone

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you’re not

VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions.. .I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U….

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u,if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!…

u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming That’s why I always wake up screaming

BRAIN DOESN’T RECOGNIZE After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second ‘the’. …Now you read it to see if that’s true . . . 100 CALORIES AFTER A 10 MINUTE You lose 100 calories after a 10 minute walk… . . . And you lose 150 calories after a 2 minutes kiss… . Your time, Your choice, Wake up customer…! TWO KINGS Teacher :- Can you tell the Name of 2 Kings who have brought Happiness and Peace in to People’s Lives ? Student :- Smo-KING and Drin-KING!!!… FUNNY IDIOMS idioms reloaded idioms RELOADED: 1.Money is Not Everything: There are Credit Cards too! 2.Love Animals: They are Tasty! 3.Save Water: Drink Juices! 4.Books are Holly: Don’t Touch Them! 5.No Noise in Class: U’ll Disturb Those are Asleep! 6.Must Get Married: Happiness is Not the Only Aim of Life. INTELLIGENT HUSBAND’S PRAYER TO GOD An Intelligent Husband’s Prayer To GOD Plz Give Me Wisdom To Understand My Darling & Patience To Deal With Her Moods! Dont Give Me Strength Otherwise I Will Kill Her =P WHAT IS LOVE? What Is Love? Umm, . For A Boy: It Is That Stupid Nervousness Before Proposing A Girl. . For A Girl : It Is That Excitement Of Standing Before A Nervous Boy. . . =P BEST DAY TO PROPOSE A GIRL Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. BACKUP BEFORE …. One Of The Best Quote, Always have a BACKUP BEFORE BREAKUP! :p ASKED FOR A KISS Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p 2 MEN TALKING ABT MARRIAGE & DIVORCE 2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons! SIMILARITY BETWEEN DINOSAURS AND DECENT GIRLS Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist. HUSBAND, WIFE & SPARE TYRE HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE…. NO ARGUMENT AT WEDDING CROWD A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: “When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey” His Bride Replied: “I Know But I Didn’t Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding” MY DEAR BROTHERS N SISTERS In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers n Sisters A SARDAR SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar: B.Com final year” FRIENDS ARE LIKE FISHES Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..;) LET THE BOSS SPEAK FIRST Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled) Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish? He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.” Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st Smiling is always easier Smiling is always easier than explaining why u r sad.. So keep smiling… Loves to see u Smiling Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!! Every tear is a sign of commitment, Every tear is a sign of commitment, Every silence is a sign of compromise, Every smile is a sign of attachmant Every sms is a sign of rememberance A perfect gift for you A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It’s a SMILE from me to you! If you’re not using your smile If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook….. . . . so keep smiling…..it has no tax…..:-) Could u fax me ur photo Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.   PURE ECONOMICS THEORY Why many crushes n flirtings are better than one true love?? Bcozz…. ‘Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves efficieny!’ Pure economics theory!!! HEIGHT OF ACTIVE LAZINESS What is height of Active laziness? Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. DOWNLOADED FROM GOOGLE Wife to Husband :- You don’t Love me at all…. Husband points towards their 2 Children and says – then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google? THEORY OF MOTION Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion” Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;-> LUNCH BOX Umair opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office 8 SONS A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular She replied: That’s easy. I call them by their fathername ! HOW CAN I EVER ARRANGE MY WORDS How Can I Ever Arrange My Words To Say How Special You Are To Me . . . ? You Are The Theme Of …My Life You Are The Beloved Princess You Are My Love You Are In My Memories You Are In My Happiness You Are In My All Acceptance Every Single Beat Of My Heart Is Just For You Every Breath I Inhales, Its Just For You Honey I Live For You, And I Will Die For You I Laugh And Cry For You All This Is Because I Want To Do Something Special For You Because You Are So Special To Me . . . ♥  THE REASON WE CRIED Someday, We’ll Forget The Hurt , The Reason We Cried n Who Caused Us Pain We’ll Finally Realize That The Secret Of Being Free Is Not Revenge But Letting Things Unfold In Their Own Way n Own Time After All What Matters Is Not The First But The Last Chapter Of Our Life Which Shows How Well We Ran The Race So SMILE, LAUGH, FORGIVE BELIEVE n LOVE All Over Again . . . *.* WHY GIRLS CRY Why Girl’s Cry : -A Girl Wont Cry Easily, Except in Front of The Person; Who She Love The Most, She Becomes Weak..! -A Girl Wont Cry Easily, Only When She Love You The Most, She Put Down Her Ego..! -If a Girl Cries Bcoz of You, Hold Her Hands Firmly, She�s The one Who Would Stay With You  For The Rest of Your Life..♥  -If a Girl Cries Bcoz of You, Don’t Give Her Up..! Maybe Bcoz of Your Decision, You Ruin Her Life..! -She Cries Not Because She is Weak, She Cries Not Bcoz She Wanna Sympathy or Pity, She Cries Because; Crying Silently is No Longer Possible..! The Pain, Hurt N Agony Have Become Too Big; A Burden To Be Kept Inside..! :’( -If a Girl Cries Her Heart Out To You, And All Because of You; Its Time To Look Back on What You Have Done, Only You Will Know The Answer To it..♥ !!    LOVE IS A DREAM Love is a dream Its gone as we wake up Leaving some moments To be cherished …Love is like a wind It embraces us with passion leaving the scent of fresh flowers tingling our mind Love is like a water bubble Beautiful to see from far Even rainbows are visible But a tender touch will break it Leaving a refreshing sprinkle Love resembles a shadow We try to escape but it follow At times it makes us hollow It disappears with the sun And leave us in the Nights To Haunt all over again DELETE FROM MY DIARY YESTERDAY AND TOMORROW Today I will delete from my diary two days: yesterday and tomorrow. Yesterday was to learn and tomorrow will be the consequence of what I can do today. Today I will face life with the conviction that this day will not ever return. Today is the last opportunity I have to live intensely, as no one can assure me that, I will see tomorrows sunshine. Today I will be brave enough not to let any opportunity pass me by, my only alternative is to succeed. Today I will invest my most valuable resource:my time, in the most transcendental work: my life. I will spend each minute passionately to make of today a different and unique day in my life. Today I will defy every obstacle that appears on my way trusting I will succeed. Today I will resist pessimism and will conquer the world with a smile, with the positive attitude of expecting always the best. Today I will make of every ordinary task a sublime expression. Today I will have my feet on the ground understanding reality and the stars gaze to invent my future. Today I will take the time to be happy and will leave my footprints and my presence in the hearts of others. SWEET THINGS Sweet things are easy to buy, But sweet people are difficult to find, Life ends when you stop dreaming, Hope ends when you stop believing, Love ends when you stop caring, Friendship ends when you stop sharing, So share this with whom ever you consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And To care without “Expectation” is the heart of a “ True Friend“. Stay Blessed.. EYES I SEE THE SADNESS In Your Eyes I See The Sadness Wishing To Wipe Away Your Tears Heartache Etched Within Your Soul Leaving You With All Of Your Fears …My Gaze Burning Desperately Trying To See Within I Struggle To Embrace Your Broken Heart Release The Compassion That Struggles To Be Free Again Reaching Out To Hold You Close To My Heart You Do Lay I Will Always Be Here To Catch You Never Allowing You To Wither Away I See Within Your Crying Eyes So Desperate To Belong Envious Of The Future As The Past Hinders You From Which You Long  LONELY ROAD OF BROKEN DREAMS I Am A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams Its A Boulevard Date M Searching For, These Starz Are So Dull Its A Moon Date I Am Searching For, … Happiness Is So Angry With Me Its Life Date I Am Searching For, My Life Is Just Like A Path Its A Destination Date i Am Searching For, Dont Know What Is It That Ive Lost May Be It�s � ME � Date I Am Searching For  YOUR LIPS ARE SO STOF Your Lips Are So Soft Your Touch Is So Cool I Am Lost In Your Arms My Heart Beat Within You …… I’m Thinking Of You Every Morning And Dreaming Of You Every Night I Love To See You Around And I’m So Delight In What I Found Never Have I Fallen In Love That Quick But I Am Strong And I’m Not Weak, My Heart Is In Your Hands Let’s Us Have A Chance. I Wish We Can Fly In The Sky, Where The Wind Will Blow Us Away. I Hold Your Heart In My Hands, But The Stars Stolen It Away. I Hold Your Love In My Heart, And Forever It Will Stay. I Want Touch The Ocean I Want It So Deep My Love Is So Strong And I Want To Keep. My Feelings Are Full Like A River And Will Never End My Love Is Destiny, Your Kindness Is Meant My Love Is Like A Rose That Will Last Forever My Love Is The Age Of Reason And Will Get Better Every Season. Our Love Is Something Special We Will Always Fight For It Through The Years Sharing Laughter And Tears And As A Lovers Will Be It..  ANOTHER DAY PASSING BY Another Day Passing By Another Day Without You Wondering If All Tommorow’s Are Going To Be Same …Seems Like Only Yesterday The Wondrful Day We First Met S�eing Ur Beautiful Smile  Knwing,You Were The One For Me Why Did Our Magic Fade Away? Where Did Our Love Go Astray? I Knw Its Too Late Now But, I Would Really Want To Knw. You’ve Met Someone New Someone Who’ll Never Let You Go Leaving Me Here All Alone With A Heart Full Ov Pain.  THE WIND FELT COOL UPON MY BACK The Wind Felt Cool Upon My Back. Her Eyes Looked Like Shimmering Pools Of Pearls. The Moon Kissed The Stars Goodnight. I Held My Sweetheart So Very Tight. …The Sand Felt Good Between My Toes. Her Scent Sweet As A Rose. The Water Looked So Blue Green. Love By The Sea So Serene.  PASSING SEASONS OF PRECIOUS LIFE Through Passing Seasons Of Precious Life I wll W8 For You.  For All The Reasons I Said 2nght I wll W8 For You  …And I wll W8 For You My Love  Forever I Will Wait Whatever Trouble Tomorrow Brings, I wll W8 For You  In Pain And Sorrow, And Hurtful Things I wll W8 For You.  And I wll W8 For You My Love  Forever I Will W8 Until The Day I Close My Eyes I wll W8 For You  And To This World Bid My Goodbye I wll W8 For You.  And I wll W8 For You My Love  Forever I Will Wait WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE When You Love Someone You Give Your Heart Your Soul And When You Give Your Heart And Soul You Cant Give Them Again To Another Person “The Best Kind Of Love Is The Kind That Awakens The Soul, Make Us Reach For More, Plants A Fire In Our Hearts And Bring Peace To Our Minds” THE NEXT YEAR WOULD BE INCOMPLETE I remember when I opened my new calender smiling as I saw the first month of the new year . Months hve passed …since tht moment n the countdown now comes to an end there isn’t a time in this year when I regreted being with you Because of you, I laughed n loved as well as cried n if given nother chance, I would stil spend next year all over again with you … Send this msg to the ppl who brighten your world *.* n Without them , the next year would be Incomplete … I OWE IT TO THE GLOW IN YOUR EYES I Owe It to the Glow In Your Eyes n The Silent Huge Love In their Ocean.. …To The Smiles Which take me So far away.. To The Feeling that I’m Safe Under Your Umbrella.. To your Hugs.. Your Deep soft Looks when I’m around.. Just Everything I am, 0r Ever wanted to be.. I Owe to The Fact That: I’m Yours.. n Because YOU ARE MINE, I Own The World..! ♥  AS I WALKED OUTSIDE As I Walked Outside And Looked Up At The Sky It Seemed Like The Clouds Wanted To Cry They Were So Nice … They Reminded Me Of Your Eyes… Now All I Can Think Of Is You Calling Me By Your Side As I Continue To Walk i Couldn’t Help But To Let Out A Sigh As Tears Rolled Out Of My Eyes And Wishing I Could Be Once Again By Your Side WHEN YOU SMILE When You Smile My Heart Bloom Like Flower When You Smile The Pain Is No More There When You Smile …My World Is All Shines When You Smile My Tears All Wipe When You Smile My Fears All Fade Away When You Smile, My Soul Feel Like In Heaven When You Smile My Hopes Fly Like Raven When You Smile, My Dreams Touch The Sky When You Smile, I Feel So High My World Is There In Your Smile For That Smile I wll Die…  CAN YOU FEEL ME WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU Can You Feel Me When I Think About You With Every Breath I Take … Every Minute No Matter What I Do My World Is An Empty Place Like I’ve Been Wonderin The Desert For A Thousand Days Don’t Know If It’s A Mirage But I Always See Your Face I’m Missing You So Much Can’t Help It, I’m In Love A Day Without You Is Like A Year Without Rain I Need You By My Side Don’t Know How I’ll Survive A Day Without You Is Like A Year Without Rain NOTHING THAT I DO Nothing That I Do, Is Felt By You. The Thought Of You In Everything I Do, Now Seems Oh So Pointless. The Way You Pass Me By, Only Leaves Me With A Sigh. Life Is So Meaningless Without You By My Side.I Will Always Remember … The Day You Walked Away, Without Anything To Say. I Only Felt The Pain Inside. So Here I Have To Say, That I Still Love You Even Now, Today. But It’s Too Late So Let Me Say My Goodbye I AM LOST IN YOU I Am Lost In You…I Can’t Find My Own Way… I Will Never Forget All The Things Which You Told Me. …I Wish I Was There So Dat You Could Hold Me.. You Changed Me.Showed Me Love..Made Me Look At Life In A New Way… I Will Always Love You Forever And Always… And It Doesn’t Matter What Others Say Or Gossip I Just Love Yu In My Own Way .. But The Thought Of Yu Leaving Me. Aches My Heart Badly…. I TREASURE SWEET OLD MEMORIES ~*~ OLD MEMORIES ~*~ I treasure sweet old memories As the time goes swiftly by A few bring smiles of happiness And some tears to the eye They all r precious in their way Reopening the door of old That have been shut these many years What pictures they unfold These dear old, sweet old memories All play their special part In bringing joy and opening up The latch strings of the heart … (:-> ITS NO SACRIFICE AT ALL It’s a human sign When things go wrong When the scent of her lingers And temptation’s strong Into the boundary Of each married man Sweet deceit comes calling And negativity lands Cold cold heart Hard done by you Some things look better baby Just passing through And it’s no sacrifice Just a simple word It’s two hearts living In two separate worlds But it’s no sacrifice No sacrifice It’s no sacrifice at all  NOTHING LAST FORE -=-Nothing Last Forever-=- Life is just a game You hold your own weight Make your own mistakes You only get one chance To show who you are Live day by day Year by year Your heart aches You don’t know who are you Falling in love hurts But you can’t live with out it Lay your life down Give your heart away Let yourself fall so deep You give up everything For ”Trust” n ”Love” Nothing Last Forever Hold on to what you have Don’t let go … MY LUVES LIKE A RED my luve’s like a red red rose that’s newly sprung in june my luve’s like the melodie that sweetly play’d in tune. as fair art thou, my bonie lass so deep in luve am I and I will luve thee still, my Dear till a’ the seas gang dry till a’ the seas gang dry, my Dear, And the rocks melt wi’ the sun I will luve thee still, my Dear, while the sands o’ life shall run. And fair the whwwl a While And I will come again, my Luve, tho’ it were ten thousand mile…  A HEART DIES WHEN “A Heart” Dies When It Is Not Able To Share Its “Feelings…., But A “Heart” Kills Itself When Another Heart Doesnt understand Its “Feeling”  2 BEST LINESBR 2 Best Lines… Love Ur Love So Much Thaht U Dont Have To ASk, WITH WHOM U WERE? Trust Ur Friend So Much Thaht U Dont Have To Tell, DONY TEL THIS TO ANY ONE ^_^. SILENT WORDS ACROSS Silent Words Across A Screen. How Could They Mean So Much To Me. I Promised Myself I Would Not Cry. Then A Silent Tear Falls From My Eye. What Did I Do, What Did I Say, To Make You Change Your Mind, The Day You Went Away. Everyday, Waiting For A Sign To Let Me Know, You Might Still Want To Be Mind. Andother Day Comes And Goes, I Want To Write, But I Can’t, I Know. You Said You Needed Me More Than I Needed You, Why Would You Say That, If You Knew It Wasn’t True? Why Did You Say You Loved Me? Then Turn Around And Set Me Free? I Love You And Want You, But I Know I Can’t Make You Love Me.

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FRIEND SHIP:. ………………

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

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Faraz Was Preparing For His English Paper He Only Prepared One Essay i.e MY FRIEND

I have four friends but i like one very much. He comes to my house and plays with me.

My mom also likes him very much. A Friend Inneed Is A Friend Indeed.

but when he saw the paper the first question was WRITE AN ESSAY ON ” MY FATHER” ..

his friend told him just replace the words friend with father and write every thing as it is

SO HE WROTE :-
I have four father but i like one very much. He comes to my house and plays with me.

My mom also likes him very much. A Father Inneed Is A Father Indeed.

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ENGLISH POETRY:-

Freaking …
In Love,
You Share Your
Dessert With Your
…Partner. . .

But

Who The Hell
Wants A Partner
When The Dessert Is So
YUMMYYY ! =P

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No one is mine
May be Im not fine,

No one cares 4 me

No one has tears 4 me,

No one belives me
Everyone says leave me,

If I ever cry
No one wil even ask why?

and If I ever die
No one will cry,

No one says take care
Everyone says I dont care,

When I need someone 4 myself

I find no one 4help,

I dont know why?
Maybe talking to me they feel shy..!!

No one is mine
Maybe I m not fine…

””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’

ENGLISH FUNNY:-

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LOVE HAVE No AG3!!

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,

Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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WHO IS SHE!

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy :
My Cousin.

The Frend Said:
Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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PILLOW IS LIKE A TRUE LOVE!~!

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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SERIOUS QUOTS

IF I COULD PULL DOWN THE RAINBOW

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

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Teacher Question From A Student

Q.   Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
A.   Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU.. ;->

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If Your Way is Beautiful then see where it is going

But

If your destination is beautiful them don’t think about the way.

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… A Sign At A Petrol Pump …

“Plz… Don’t Smoke Here…

Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn’t…!”

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“Each Night I Go 2 Sleep, I Die.
Next Day I Wake Up,I’m Reborn.”
-M.K.Gandhi

“Each Night I Go 2 Sleep, I’m Reborn.
Next Day I Wake Up,I’m Dead Again.”
-A Student

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(ABOUT RESULT)

Dad; what’s ur result?
Son; i’ve failed in 5 subjects.
Dad; from now onwards don’t call me “DAD”.
Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test… ;->

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(A Argument Btwn Husband And Wife)

An argument between a couple
Husband: Don’t let
the animal in me
…come out … !

Wife: Huh !
Who’s scared of a
MOUSE … ;->

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An interesting caption

put above a wall clock

in an Examination hall

“TIME WILL PASS …
…But
WILL YOU . . . ? ? ” =P

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Boy: I Love U

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Die 4 U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can’t Live Without U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Marry U
Girl : Realy???

Boy: Shut Up

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FUNNY ANSWER:-

MR. Yasir Aftab  was The Most Outstanding

Student Of My Class …

Because,

They Always Stand Outside The Class:-)
Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

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She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?“Tea”
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo………………………….

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Sad lines by Broken heart:

“Sometimes I feel

that waiting
4 u in my life,
is like waiting
for bus
at a railway station.”

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A SCIENTIST LOVE LETTER :-

A scientist’s letter to his girl friend

Atomic reactor street,
Science sector.
My dear,

It has been a very long time since my senses have exchanged messages withmy brain to write a letter to you. You are present in all the four chambers of my heart and ur beautiful image is printed on the retina of my eyes. I want your musical voice to keep my ear drums vibrating like a tunning fork. I have grown your favourite roses in my garden so that their smell will keep on entering my nasal passage and the charming colour of their corolla reminds me of your cheeks and lips. Th

e enchanting color of your iris attracts me like an electron which is attracted to nucleus but the fear of your father repels me with equal force. Yesterday ur presence in the party made my heart beat at the rate of 172 beats/sec.The velocity of my blood flow increased at the rate of 15m/sec. and became 80m/sec.Your personality attracted me like the centripetal force but the medulla oblongata of my brain compels me to convert this centripetal force into centrifugal force and now I am revolving around ur house like an electron in its orbit. Whenever I see your father a wave of fear having simple harmonic motion passes through my vertebral column and my heart beats are reduced to one half of the original. At the moment, a covalent bond having sigma orbital exist between us.But in the future I hope it will be change into an ionic bond. As to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore , I hope u too love me with the same magnitude of love. In the end ur affection is directly to the product of our love and inversely proportional to the square of ur fathers hate.
Your affection = (constant) your love * my love /(ur fathers hate)2
EQUATION:-

A=K L1L2/(H)2
From ur, gravitational pull

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URDU JOKE

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak

bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola:

Lagta hai pahunch gai

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SArdar  on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says,” break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
SArdar  replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…..”

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Ek Admi: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,

aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Ek Admi : Phone karte waqt.

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Sardar ke Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer ghaya.

Son to Sardar:

“Hun me ae roti nae Khani”Sardar: Kha ly putar,

Choohy nay kehra Jutti pai hue C.

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Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain,Pathan:

Is Me Mushkil He Kiya Hai
2 He To

Hote Hain.

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35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri.
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Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay KahaHusband Zyada he Shokeen Lagta hai.

Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi.

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 1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye.2nd Pathan: Wo Kaise?1st Pathan: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Usne Dia,1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,Or 1 Usne Muje Phenk K Mara.

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Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.

Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.

Kisi Ne Waja pochiPathan: Ye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti.

Admi: Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.

Pathan: Wo To Mujhe B Pata Hai.
Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,

Irade par Bhi 1 Neki hai.

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 Definitely

Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue” Teacher says,

“Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange…”

Second little boy…”Trees are definitely green” “Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

“Does a fart have lumps?”

The teacher looks horrified and says…”Johnny! Of course not!!!”

“OK…then I DEFINITELY shit my pants…”

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URDU POETRY:——-

Mohabbat ki duniya mein
bin baadal barsaat hoti hai

jubaa khaamosh rehti hai

nigaaho se baat hoti hai……..

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bin sawan barsat nahi hoti,

Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti, Apni to aadat hai aisi…,

Aapko wish kiye bina

din ki shuruaat nahi hoti…

HAVE A NICE DAY

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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron, Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.

Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron….

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I”m sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn”t do…

And I”ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There”s nothing I wouldn”t do to hear your voice again…

Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won”t be there…
It”s hard to say goodbye when i

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ISLAMIC :—–

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko, Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai..

”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

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SERIOUS QUOTS

IF I COULD PULL DOWN THE RAINBOW

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!